Alright, alright! We know we’ve been bringing up the subject of cum by the buckets full lately – from the importance of having great tasting sperm, to the secrets to making your stream big and powerful – but we just can’t help it! We’ve just got jizz on the brain!
But at the risk of further worsening this very serious medical malady of ours, we’ve going to talk a little bit more about our love of a hot, sticky load. Don’t blame us, though. Blame über-cute Casey, from YouLoveJack.com. Yeah, it’s all his fault! Shame on you Casey!
See, Casey’s one of those rare cum-eaters – you know, a guy who actually gets off on slurping up his own man-goo after he spurts. In fact, according to the site, this guy sometimes gets such a big kick out of licking up his own sloppy wad, that it sometimes makes him want to shoot for a second time. Now that’s one hell of a good meal!
Anyways, check out Casey jack his huge cock until he burst, and then lap up everything from the pre-cum to his huge load with his tongue. And for those of you on your lunch breaks, maybe it’ll give you some ideas about ordering in!
Sure, you may be all grown up now, but that doesn’t mean it’s too late to have your own treasure chest of fun playthings. And if you’re like me, you want to know what you’re buying before you make a purchase like a sex toy - and one of the best ways to fully understand what you’re getting yourself into is by watching it in action. So today, Gabriel from BangBangBoys.com is brave – and horny – enough to act as our test dummy.
First up is a brand spankin’ new 6-inch clear glass dildo – and from the looks of it, it’s one toy that’s about as versatile as the cute, tan Latino boy who’s trying it out. He sits on it, he shoves it in his ass doggy style, he even deep throats the long wand to make sure it’s extra wet before it goes to work on his hole. We’ll give that one a score of 8 out of 10 – almost perfect, if only it were a few inches longer…
His second toy – a wiggly, yellow penis shaped dildo – is a lot less attractive visually (that yellow color is horrible!), but it does have the extra inches Gabriel needed to bust his load. For that, we have to make it a must-own! Now if you’ll excuse me – I think somebody has some shopping to do!
Nothing beats a kid with a good head of hair. Sure, we’re subscribers to the theory that bald is beautiful, and every now and then we love playing with a guy who’s got a smooth, shaved head – but there’s nothing better than fucking around with a guy who’s got some long locks that you can really grab hold of and give ‘em hell.
At least, that’s what came to mind when we first saw Zac from AllAustrailanBoys.com. I mean, how long do you think this guy spends in front of the mirror to get his hair to stand up like that? The truth is, however, that Zac’s actually a pretty low-maintenance guy. He loves getting dirty during a fierce Rugby match, and nothing turns him on more than a little lesbian porn and his own left hand – and that makes him totally adorable, if you ask us.
But what really got us hooked was the fact that this was his first shoot – and he handled it like a total pro, even though you could tell he had no idea what he was doing. Some guys would find all those bright lights and bossy directors pretty intimidating, but not Zac. It must be something in the water down there in Sydney – it makes these kids so brave!
By now, you’ve probably all seen David Beckham’s sexy new Emporio Armani ad. You know, that one with the huge billboard that was unveiled in San Francisco’s Union Square showing the tasty Brit in only a skimpy pair of skivvies?
But now that Beckham’s been spread all over some of the gayest cities in the world, I say it’s high time we turned out attention to the next hot soccer player of the moment, and that’s pretty Portuguese footballer Cristiano Ronaldo. I mean, where’s this dude’s underwear campaign? Can you hear me Calvin Klein? Joe Boxer? Anyone? If they were smart, they’d snatch up this lean and mean stud ASAP because whatever he’s selling, I’m definitely buying.
Even more than that, how long are we going to have to wait until naked pictures pop up of this international playboy? In case you didn’t know, Cristiano’s quite the player on and off the field and considering the way he’s rumored to get around, we’re betting some lucky lady has snapped at least a few camera phone pictures of those saggy soccer balls he’s got hiding in his shorts! In the meantime, I guess we can lust over these pictures of him from MaleCelebrities.com and be thankful he hates wearing shirts.
I swear this works everytime! You see, in this crazy world of gay-for-pay porn, there’s a lot of straight boys gout there willing to get all naked and gay on camera. Some do it for the thrill, some do it for the money, but whatever their motives, it’s sometimes hard to tell which ones are in it for the cold, hard cash, and which ones are in it for the warm, hard cock.
More times than not, the boys of ActiveDuty.com seem pretty straight – to the untrained eye, of course. But I’ve found there’s a few simple ways that you can tell a straight boy from a gay one, and they’re pretty full proof, if you ask me.
The first way to tell is a guy’s gay or straight is by taking a look at his surroundings. If he’s encircled by a bunch of naked girls, he’s straight. But if he’s knee-deep in an orgy full of his buffed-out military buddies all naked, he’s definitely into guys. Sorry dude, you’re way gay.
Another way to check if he’s gay? Check to see if he’s got a thick, stiff cock in his mouth. If he’s filling his throat with another guy’s boner, you can be sure he’ll be willing to suck on your lollipop with little to no persuasion. Of course, if all these tips fail, you can always just ask the guy. That one never fails!
Did you know the word dork is also a term for a whale’s penis? I’m not sure if that’s actually really true, but I heard that recently from my little sister. And I don’t know about you, but I always believe everything I hear from an elementary schooler. Those kids are like little bundles of truth.
Speaking of little bundles, we’ve got a cutie on our hands today from Deansboys.com. Sure, he may have no whale-sized endowment, but this kid is still a full-on dork - and an adorable one at that. In fact, his tiny penis is all part of charm if you ask me. You just want to hug it and squeeze it till there’s a river of love spilling all out of it, right? Sure!
Seriously though, Dean’s got some cute and cuddly boys - and it’s all exclusive amateur stuff, so you won’t be finding these boys grinning and grinding on any other website. Go check ‘em out, before they grow up to be all old, tired, and jaded like the rest of ‘em out there!
Can someone please tell me how to get abs like the ones the boys from CockyBoys.com have? Sure, I long ago gave up my quest to find my own finely chiseled stomach muscles - but every time I see a new update, my desire to uncover my own sexy six-pack is instantly renewed.
Take a look at their latest shaggy-haired stud. There should be some kind of law that guys like him are only allowed to wear belly-tees all the time, rain or shine! And his tan torso is fucking to die for – and that awesome head of hair is just dying to be pulled, right? Sorry for my frisky mood, but something about these boys just gets me all fired up to all get out! Just try and count those solid stomach muscles, I dare you. If there were such thing as an 8-pack, this guy would so be rockin’ one.
Ab crunch? Bow flex? Or maybe it’s just sucking cock that gives a person such superbly sculpted midsection, but whatever it is, this SoCal surfer knows the secret – and watching him flex ever muscle in his body as he puts a tight grip on his dick is definitely not to be missed.
Alright, – we knew the second we saw Patrick from DirtyBoyVideo.com that we weren’t going to find a big patch of bright red pubic hair hiding under that white mesh jockstrap he was sportin’. But how fun would it have been if that were true?
Sure, I can only imagine was an undertaking it would be to dye your bush Koolaid red, but talk about a colorful surprise for you next hook-up. Personally, we’ve seen a lot of bush in our days, and any way you can change things up down in your nether regions is all good by us. Well almost anything – you know that whole landing strip look? A single line of hair coming up from the middle of your crotch? Yeah, save that one for the woman only. It just never works.
Back to the hair at hand – and that belongs to Patrick, who’s crazy hair isn’t the only rebellious activity this kid’s been engaging in lately. In fact, he likes living on the edge so much that it only took a mere suggestion that he stroke his meat out on the balcony of his hotel, and this guy’s junk was being jerked in the open air in no time. Talk about one beautiful backdrop…
It’s no secret Jude Collins has a big, fat dick. Like seriously huge. I once heard the thing was mistaken for a giant garden snakes - animal control had to be called, it was this whole big ordeal…
Ok, so that’s not true, but a garden is actually where Jude’s latest CockyBoys.com hook-up takes place, so it’s easy to imagine the neighbors getting quite a scare if Jude had been hiding in the shrubbery with his jeans around his ankles, waving that pants python around with all abandon. What a kidder, right?
The only game being played here, however, was an old fashion contest of ‘Who’s got the bigger dick?” Yeah, apparently Jude’s buddy thought he had the bigger dick, so he challenged Jude to lay it all on the line. Well, let’s just say Jude won by more than a nose. And what’d he get for winning this battle of manhood? A good, hard fuck with his very own champion schlong. All the sudden loosing looks a whole lot more like winning, huh? Now, who’s down for a rematch?
When it comes to dividing issues, nothing can split people down the middle more than the subject of sexy red heads. From our experience, when it comes to people’s tastes and attraction to these crimson cuties, it’s a very take it or leave it breed of men. For a lot of our friends, even the mere sight of a little scarlet public fuzz and they’ve got out of their mind with excitement. Others, well, they’d rather leave the taste of guys with gorgeous red locks out of their buffet of carnal pleasures.
Personally, I’m all about a red headed hottie, especially that one RandyBlue.com has just thrown our way. His name’s Woody – yep, laugh it up – and it’s clear that the old Irish spring grows deep within him. And speaking of growing, Woody’s an expert in that department, always willing to show what a good Catholic boy he is not by flashing his package for a hot and heavy jack-off session.
More importantly, check out those abs. Those things are fucking amazing. It’s like I want to run out and grab the nearest hamper of dirty laundry and put his washboard to good use. A guy that makes us actually want to do laundry? Now that’s pretty…
